Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
