where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
the gays at disneyland are vicious
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
