I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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