Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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