This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
So squirting runs in the family.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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