I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
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Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
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Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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