Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
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so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
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you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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