So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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