i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
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honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
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So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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