They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
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the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
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Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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