Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
seriously i just wanna be friends
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I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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