I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
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im holly from the hills drunk
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
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If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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