No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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