I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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