I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
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Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
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I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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