Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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