Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
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just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
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I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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