I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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