Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
you will always have a special place in my vag
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
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Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
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you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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