Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
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We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
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Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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