I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I just want nice things and good sex
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I am naked and annoyed.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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