I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
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I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
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Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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