so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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