I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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