Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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