I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
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You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
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If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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