turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
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