we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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