FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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