My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
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Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
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it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
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