well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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