How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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