Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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