If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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