And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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