I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
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By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
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WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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