whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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