i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
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Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
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he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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