Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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