i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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