Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Dignity is for republicans.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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