oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
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