and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
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Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
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I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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