I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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