scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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