My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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