Please, let me fuck your mom
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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