they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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