Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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