pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
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the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
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I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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