Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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