May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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