I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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