bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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