Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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