yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
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I need you to use more vowels.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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