White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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