1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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