I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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