omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Mom said you looked used
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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